Monday, October 12, 2009

A Wild Behaviored Woman That I Recently Met


The following is an account of a scamming woman I met through my nephew, and youngest brother. It text is from an internet online discussion board. She has since burned her kitchen out, the stove falling through the floor to the basement, she had her oldest children assist her in putting out the fire using long garden hoses, "why didn't you call the fire Dept or 911?", I asked her, later. " I didn't want them simple bitches sennnin' no fuckin' whities to my house!", she replied. Anyway, my adventure with Dark Princess with comments by others on the messsage/discussion board:

iratejones posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 02:56:03 pm
I typed this really fast in a chat with someone so it is a bit jumpy bit here's the deal:
Crazy time yesterday. A crazy woman I met recently story: I met an interesting young woman in Larimer(a Pittsburgh neighborhood) a week or so ago. I already saw her beat the fuck outta some big dude, then yesterday was with her and the dude she beat up; she ran scams on McD's and Home Depot, ran red lights, nearly killing us, etc.
I would not help but she goes in the Home Depot and came out with a few hundred $ worth of goods she somehow got from them, waits 20 minutes then has someone else return the goods and they split the cash they were given back, but how did she get the goods and a sales slip in the 1st place? She wouldn't explain coz I would not help.
She grabbed 3 or 4 things around 60- 80 bucks each.
She just called (which prompted me to make this thread)and she's trying to guilt me into going to Home depot with her today, saying she needs food money for her kids(7 and she's YOUNG!). She
hung up coz I said i wd rather get her some food with food stamps.
If her kidz are truly hungry, i just know she spent that money on drugs.
Her one kid walks around the house on downers with a machete in his hand.
She's intriguing in a way
She keeps sayin her scam ain't illegal. anyway we went through McD drive thru and she has these receipts and complains about they fucked up this order and somehow got them to give her 13 burgers and fries which she fed her kids with, amazing! How can she get away doing this shit daily?
Anyway, I think she is lying about her kids need food, and just wants me to run the Home De scam with her for drug money, I refused. She got mad and hung up.
I've only seen her smoke weed but she is pretty hopped up before that even on something or other and drives dangerously.
She HATES white people. I was in the Trader Joes parking lot holding her pitt bull and some lady pet it; she came over and screamed at me to NEVER let some dumb white fuckers touch her belongings because it will give them bad mojo.
Then, when she was doing the McDonalds thing she asked thru the intercom if the girl was white coz, "I don't wanna white bitch taking my order."
She's one of those peops that if u try to b real friends with u will only ever b her hostage and victim.
I always feel sorry for and fall for people like her, not romantically, but sympathy wise.
I bet if u followed her around for a month u cd write a book.

Eve of Destruction posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 02:57:11 pm
aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

alecisalec posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 02:57:31 pm
duane

iratejones posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 02:57:47 pm
She calls herself Dark Princess.

NIMH posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 02:59:13 pm
duannydaddy

carrier posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 02:59:25 pm
sounds like she sucks

Eve of Destruction posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 02:59:37 pm
NEVER let some dumb white fuckers touch her belongings because it will give them bad mojo.

if i had a nickel for every time i said this!

carrier posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 03:00:15 pm
jus goin by the ol' "IF U HATE WHITES THEN I HATE U" rule

phantasm posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 03:00:17 pm
She sounds like a very nice person- a real keeper.

rachel c posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 03:01:23 pm
the home depot scan might be the old reliable find a receipt someone dropped in the parking lot, go get the stuff on the receipt and return it scam. but you would return it right away (not leave the store with the stuff) so maybe not.

Jethro posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 03:01:28 pm
Her one kid walks around the house on downers with a machete in his hand.
She's intriguing in a way


Duane rides again.

españa posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 03:01:52 pm
if only someone would make a thread like this about me someday

levitate posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 03:02:31 pm
She's able to pull off the McDonald's scam because nobody feels like dealing with her for minimum wage. "What can I give you to make you go away?"

españa posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 03:02:54 pm
duane, don't make a thread about me

levitate posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 03:03:55 pm
If she really does have kids, someone should probably get them to a safe location.

Jethro posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 03:04:06 pm
i was thinking that there must be a cashier in on the Home Depot scam

esus posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 03:05:25 pm
levitate posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 03:02:31 pm
She's able to pull off the McDonald's scam because nobody feels like dealing with her for minimum wage. "What can I give you to make you go away?"


Actually, you could probably do this at just about any restaurant and get away with it (even a fancy one) for the same reasons. However, waking up every morning and looking at yourself in the eye might become difficult.

123faw posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 03:05:56 pm
do you think she would be my friend on facebook?

iratejones posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 03:06:29 pm
Meeting her plus what I am about to paste here from another thread and I've had a bang up few days:
This Patrick dude that played bass for us tonight is a good player but he is always hyped on some shit or other, so it makes me nervous. I have had only 3 meetings with him and he's a nice guy, a good player but fuckin' rockin' on some shit and talking all in your face constantly with bugged out eyes, and sweaty PLUS, sadly, I learned he has ADD, which isn't helped by his getting so hyped, but, I'm glad to have a bass player that plays nice. What to do?

gethexadecimal posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 03:06:37 pm
Duane "rides" again

rachel c posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 03:07:11 pm
my brother worked at mcdonalds and if someone walked in and said they just ordered from the drive thru and something was left out of their order they were told to just give it to them, no questions asked. so that would be an easy scam.

i can't see in duane's post what the mcdonalds scam was though.








iratejones posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 03:12:04 pm
Maybe, I'll drag her to my gig at Morning Glory on Monday... that way I'll never be invited back if I don't like it there! Sounds like a plan, huh? I'll go in with my gtr and tell her to wait in the car, if the scene don't look good I'll invite her in, she'll see the whities and go ballistic, gig will not ensue!

Malificent posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 03:20:29 pm
I want to follow her on Twitter.

iratejones posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 03:22:26 pm
She goes through the drive thru with a receipt and says they fucked her order up and her kids are hungry and beligeratly makes demands for food and they give it to her.
I'd call that a scam.

EASTRIDGE posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 03:23:01 pm
whites v. blacks

rachel c posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 03:23:11 pm
ah yeah. that is a scam, and one that will invariably work. i don't think she even needs a receipt.

rachel c posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 03:23:40 pm
or belligerence.




iratejones posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 03:26:47 pm
sorry, i just tried to post whatever is at the link j&t provided
and, yes, J&T, i am gonna blog this story as soon as I get a pic of this woman, actually she is quite fetching. Too bad.

lynn posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 03:28:28 pm
so, if i can just step into my debbie downer shoes...

is it now cool to scam people and businesses? and if so, where do you draw the line?

NIMH posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 03:28:50 pm
dueane, i have to ask:

DID YOU TAG THAT SHIT OR WHAT?

Rob Henry posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 03:29:01 pm
not cool.just pathetic...

joel posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 03:29:30 pm
you missed the CrimeThinc boat, lynn

LEFT HAND THAT SHIT

jesus&tequila posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 03:29:57 pm
here duane:

http://img225.yfrog.com/img225/3688/img0521f.jpg

Rob Henry posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 03:30:17 pm
i wasnt speakin to nimh....

123faw posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 03:31:14 pm
holy shit. great photo.

phantasm posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 03:33:25 pm
Nice photo- There's the awning for a place where i worked for 10+ years.

iratejones posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 03:37:04 pm
Oh, that one! Thanks. I used to be kinda cute!

joe-melba posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 03:38:54 pm
She HATES white people. I was in the Trader Joes parking lot holding her pitt bull and some lady pet it; she came over and screamed at me to NEVER let some dumb white fuckers touch her belongings because it will give them bad mojo.


this is my favorite part

NIMH posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 03:39:58 pm
answer me

esus posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 03:40:31 pm
she came over and screamed at me to NEVER let some dumb white fuckers touch her belongings because it will give them bad mojo.

She's got her mojo workin', but it just won't work on white people.

123faw posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 03:41:02 pm
Duaneduaneduaneduaneduaneduaneduaneduaneduaneduaneduaneduane

iratejones posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 03:45:47 pm
NIMH, she's asked to come over but I am afraid to let her see where I live and my pc, and gtrs and shit coz i am SURE she wd get some of her buddies to burgle my house. I'd go to her house but her 17 yr old is on drugs and walks around the house with a machete constantly in his hand. I saw that annd will never go inside again! Maybe sometime in her car?
She is good looking and has made it clear I could have at it, if u know what I mean. Afraid I'd have to wear three layers of "hoodies"; can u say STD?

matt posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 03:45:55 pm
marry this woman, Duane.

beavis77 posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 03:46:28 pm
invite her over your house and pop some black on blonde porn. she we have cerebral damage and never bother you again

iratejones posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 03:47:37 pm
esus posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 03:40:31 pm
she came over and screamed at me to NEVER let some dumb white fuckers touch her belongings because it will give them bad mojo.

She's got her mojo workin', but it just won't work on white people.

matt posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 03:48:47 pm
Her one kid walks around the house on downers with a machete in his hand.
She's intriguing in a way


123faw posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 03:49:44 pm
post her credit card numbers

gethexadecimal posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 03:50:40 pm
It would get hot trying to get jiggy with it wearing three hoodies at once!

Financial Panther posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 05:13:13 pm
iratejones posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 03:45:47 pm
i am SURE she wd get some of her buddies to burgle my house


BURGLE- HI-larious!

well out of order posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 05:16:57 pm
The Duane version of the hipster-grifter story is sad and depressing.

bread and circus posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 05:19:09 pm
and why would anybody doubt the veracity of anything duane says? it's too good to be BS.

happyneck posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 05:30:11 pm
I have to let my cat in BRB

NIMH posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 05:37:43 pm
come hang out at my new bar, SITUATION'S

happyneck posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 05:38:40 pm
this is the deal.

Duane, if you hang out with this lady I can see you helping her get to rehab and getting her shit together.
you'll end up getting hurt because as soon as she sobers up she will associate you with her past life and dump you.

I dunno duane, you've had women like this in your past.
write a story that's a composite of all their most interesting traits and sell it.

NIMH posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 05:44:25 pm
let me borrow all your expensive stuff if you wish to entertain her in your home

123faw posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 05:46:22 pm
Duane, if you have her over, Mark will shit himself.

gethexadecimal posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 05:50:29 pm
So why are you spending/wasting your time with this person again?

Eve of Destruction posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 06:00:38 pm
66,6 people active.

happyneck posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 06:43:19 pm
gethexadecimal posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 05:50:29 pm
So why are you spending/wasting your time with this person again?


if you are asking this question you do not know duane!

Odette posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 07:23:17 pm
Duane, take her to Marshall's house.
She'll fit right in!

Odette posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 07:29:07 pm
"...saw her beat the fuck outta some big dude, then yesterday was with her and the dude she beat up; she ran scams on McD's and Home Depot, ran red lights, nearly killing us, etc."
"She HATES white people. I was in the Trader Joes parking lot holding her pitt bull and some lady pet it; she came over and screamed at me to NEVER let some dumb white fuckers touch her belongings because it will give them bad mojo."
Also: "She is good looking and has made it clear I could have at it, if u know what I mean."
Well. Wow, that's SOME priorities.

iratejones posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 07:37:38 pm
bread and circus posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 05:19:09 pm
and why would anybody doubt the veracity of anything duane says? it's too good to be BS.

breads and circus, this is not bS, stuff like this happens to me all the time(see happyneck 's posts in this thread). I know my stories seem incredible but they happened, some I have photo proof of, others u gotta pump people that have known me for a long time, but I have very little need of lieing coz my life is adventure upon adventure, sometimes I get dates, names and places wrong due to memory drops, but the stories are true. As happyneck says above I have gotten women like this to go to rehab.

well out of order posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 07:42:35 pm
I think what Chris b&c is saying is that you can't make this up, it's just too crazy to be fiction

happyneck posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 07:43:38 pm
OK, I recall a lady who throw up on the griddle or what's it called at some restaurant and her vomit sizzled just like an omelet,is that one of your stories duane?

iratejones posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 07:54:06 pm
That sounds like that Debbie woman I took to rehab for xmas one year, I do not recall that particular incident but she was full of things like that, if it was her it was at Nicos Gyros that was near Larry & Carol's Pizza. She was REALLY drunk and would only whisper in my ear. They asked me to take her outta the place and she went behind the counter and turned all the soda fountain shit on, threw raw eggs all over the place, poured out their syrup on the floor counter and seats, etc. And yes she came outta rehab, got her child back, got a good job and never spoke to me again, 'cept I hear how she is doing through a mutual friend. We were making love one night, she was on top and she went to kiss me and threw up into my mouth. THAT was a fun night! I think that may have been her. Her parents owned classic Chevrolet and the old Classic Lounge in Bloomfield(now, the Asian restaurant near Shure Save).

happyneck posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 08:11:27 pm
vomit is just another bodily fluid

bread and circus posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 08:13:49 pm
iratejones posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 07:37:38 pm
bread and circus posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 05:19:09 pm
and why would anybody doubt the veracity of anything duane says? it's too good to be BS.

breads and circus, this is not bS, stuff like this happens to me all the time(see happyneck 's posts in this thread). I know my stories seem incredible but they happened, some I have photo proof of, others u gotta pump people that have known me for a long time, but I have very little need of lieing coz my life is adventure upon adventure, sometimes I get dates, names and places wrong due to memory drops, but the stories are true. As happyneck says above I have gotten women like this to go to rehab.


i'm not the one out there who's doubting you, mr. jones. there are others o u t t h e r e.

iratejones posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 09:28:05 pm
not my problem.

happyneck posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 09:48:53 pm
he is 2 years younger than he sez he is

Eve of Destruction posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 09:52:13 pm
and her vomit sizzled just like an omelet,

.. posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 09:58:42 pm
"wild scamming woman"

I'm sure there are men out there that refer to all or most women like this.

drazil posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 11:54:25 pm
Whoa, for a minute I thought you meant the Classic Chevrolet in Bellvue. I know the owners there.

samm posted this on Sep 30th, 2009 at 12:04:39 am
lynn posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 03:28:28 pm
so, if i can just step into my debbie downer shoes...

is it now cool to scam people and businesses? and if so, where do you draw the line?
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iratejones posted this on Sep 30th, 2009 at 12:37:35 am
drazil posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 11:54:25 pm
Whoa, for a minute I thought you meant the Classic Chevrolet in Bellvue. I know the owners there.

drazil: likely the same family.

iratejones posted this on Sep 30th, 2009 at 04:33:33 pm
Jethro posted this on Sep 29th, 2009 at 03:04:06 pm
i was thinking that there must be a cashier in on the Home Depot scam

Yea, Jethro, I keep trying to figger this out. She has to know some cashier that gives her the shit at a huge discount, but somehow the receipt is the full price. Otherwise it wouldn't be worth it.

Now me, I wouldn"t mind stealing this belt she wears with a cool assed huge, blingey, gold, zircon or cut glass encrusted skull.

well out of order posted this on Sep 30th, 2009 at 04:36:29 pm
I wouldn't touch that belt. Like Pootie Tang that belt is where Wild Scamming Woman keeps her mojo

bacon bra posted this on Sep 30th, 2009 at 04:44:28 pm
heheheheheheh. oh my.

gleaner posted this on Sep 30th, 2009 at 04:49:21 pm
what will this wild, scamming woman do next?

iratejones posted this on Sep 30th, 2009 at 04:49:48 pm
Aaahaha!

trotskyismyniece posted this on Sep 30th, 2009 at 07:26:14 pm
get her to post on the board





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3 comments:

  1. Okay I read that whole fucking thing and I still dont know. Did you hit that?

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  2. Mathew, I wouldn't mind hitting it, but she may be diseased.
    Gabrielle, no that is not her, I got the pic from the internet.

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